First Timer

   So today I went into an adult novelty store. For the first time. When I first walked in, I timidly walked about looking at the tame lingerie on the wall. I checked out the other people in the store, mostly to make sure no one would recognize me. And then I casually made my way to the back of the store.
   Wow the things a person can buy!!! I was impressed by the sheer variety of creams, lotions, and gels a person can drizzle on themselves, just to have someone else lick it off. Sounds sticky. Not to mention the mass amounts of edible underwear. Chocolate, candy, fruit leather, no laundry to take care of there. And then there was the wall of condoms. All of them do the same thing, but the colors, sizes and special effects, wow.
   I wasn't brave enough to venture to the far corner of the store. It looked daunting. Who knew sex had to be so complicated? Everything did look fun though. Maybe someday, I can get up the courage...