Workaholic

   This isn't what you think it is. I am not addicted to work. I am addicted to something that is work related in my experience. Drinking.
   As previously discussed, I go out of town for work quite often. This is when the closet sinning really comes out. I don't drink in UT. For one thing, the liquor laws are so strange, and the alcohol content is lower there. Therefore, to drink in UT, it costs twice as much and you get half as drunk.
   I have a friend who told me I was an alcholoic at work. Ok, I don't drink at work, but I do spend most of the evenings when I am out of town, consuming delicious beverages. Generally, I go quite a few weeks without drinking, and then go on a binge when I am out for work. Fun really.
   I like to sit in sports bars or restaurants that have a game on, and just watch whatever sport is on at the time. I like hockey, football, baseball, even fights. I enjoy drinking and talking to strangers, and just being social. Mostly I just hate to sit in my hotel room alone. So instead, I drink. Bad, but I enjoy it. Shhhh.